Snarky/Sweary Zippered Notions Bag – For All Your Stitchy Chaos
 
Tired of your stitch markers, scissors, and tiny-ass tools wandering off like they pay rent? Stuff them into one these badass zippered notions bags and keep your fiber life semi under control — with a whole lot of attitude.
 
Featuring 14 Knitter Mama original designs, including:
🧪 Yarnologist – Because you’ve basically got a PhD in fiber therapy.
🦖 Yarnivore – Fierce, hungry, and always on the hunt for your next skein.
🤫 Don’t Talk to Me I’m Counting – The universal warning sign for knitters everywhere.
🧵 I’m Ok – Said while drowning in yarn chaos. (Sure, Jan.)
🪡 Knitting Takes Balls – And you’ve got plenty — in every colorway.
🔥 Crochet & Raise Hell – Sweet granny squares, bad-girl energy.
🐸 To Frog or Not to Frog – That’s the eternal fiber dilemma.
💁‍♀️ Yarn Baller – You’ve got skeins and swagger.
💩 I Knit Shit – Straight to the point. No need to pretty it up.
🤓 Knitting Nerd – Proudly obsessed with fiber math and tension swatches.
🐑 Holy Sheep Balls – Because sometimes only blasphemy can express your crafting frustrations.
🧶 I’m Hooked on Crochet – No 12-step program needed.
💋 Stitch Bitch – Fierce, fabulous, and just a little foul-mouthed.
😏 Hookers Do It Better (With One Hand) – Crochet innuendo? Don’t mind if we do.
 
These zippered pouches are:
🧶 Perfect for organizing your wild collection of tiny fiber tools.
🔒 Zippered — so nothing escapes (unlike your sanity).
👜 Fits in your project bag and loudly judges anyone who peeks inside.
💥 Printed with bold, snarky graphics that tell the world you mean business.
 
Why You’ll Love It
Because “basic” doesn’t belong in your knitting bag. These babies are made for the makers who swear, spill coffee on their WIPs, and keep going anyway. Toss one in your project bag, gift one to your yarn bestie, or collect them all like the bad-ass fiber hoarder you are.
 
Grab one and keep your shit together — literally and emotionally — in the sassiest way possible.