Snarky, sweary and sassy Fiber-loving Keychains – 8 Designs, Zero Chill
 
Your keys deserve just as much attitude as your yarn stash. These Knitter Mama original acrylic keychains come in 8 bold-as-hell designs and 8 fun shapes (round, rectangles, hexagon, heart, and square) — perfect for showing off your fiber personality wherever you go.
 
Designs include:
I Knit Shit – and yes, you absolutely do.
Don’t Talk to Me I’m Counting – silence is golden (especially during row 57).
Stitch Bitch – own it.
I’m Hooked on Crochet – it’s not a phase. It’s a lifestyle.
It Takes Big Balls to Be a Hooker – not sorry.
Holy Sheep Balls – because what else do you say when you drop a stitch?
Crochet & Raise Hell – sweet? Nope. Stitchy and slightly unhinged.
Yarnivore – hunt yarn. Devour fiber. Repeat.
 
Each keychain is:
🔑 Made from durable acrylic (aka craft-proof).
✨ Printed in bold, punchy graphics.
💅 Available in multiple shapes so your sass has options.
🎁 Perfect for project bags, keyrings, or offending strangers in public.
 
Grab one… or collect all eight and let the world know you’re not just a crafter — you’re a foul-mouthed fiber legend.