Because nothing makes you scream “holy shit balls” faster than dropping a whole set of double points mid-sock. Save your sanity (and your stitches) with this snarky little lifesaver. 
 
This DPN holder isn’t just about the sass — it’s about keeping your needles exactly where they belong: safe, snug, and not stabbing through your project bag like a rogue porcupine. Just slide your sock, mitten, or sleeve project inside, snap it closed, and boom: instant stitch security with attitude.
 
Perfect for knitters who like their accessories a little sweary, a little sassy, and a whole lot functional. Makes a hilarious gift for your favorite sock knitter or swap buddy, too.
 
Bottom line: protect your DPNs, save your sanity, and let your notions do the swearing for you.